Bea Ward's speech went on for nineteen minutes, which was eleven minutes longer than she had been asked for and about four minutes longer than the groom's.
She did the childhood bits. She did an extremely long thing about a hamster. She did four minutes on the fact that her sister had once, aged eleven, drawn up a rota for the use of the family television and had presented it to their parents in a plastic wallet.
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